pank

The result of the adding of the words "poo" and "wank" together.
To pank: when one masturbates at the same time as taking a crap, so as to stimulate the prostate and heighten sexual pleasure.

Mate I ate three packs of fruit and fibre yesterday...I'm going to pank my brains out with a shit that firm. It's gonna be panktastic.

I wanted a hangover wank this morning, but my shit's to runny to get a pank boner.

by Stubbsy. The real one October 11, 2006

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in a video game, to dominate the enemy players with flair, violence, and aggression.

Boys we are absolutely frying tonight, we’ve got so many kills.

Yeah man, we are absolutely panking right now.

by aquaxanasux January 16, 2021

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v. (panking, panks, panked) to spread another's anal cheeks and slap the sphincter in a spanking type motion, the goal of which is to make a hollow, popping sound as in the clapping of cupped hands. Also, it is more humiliating to have the pankee spread his or her own cheeks which enables the panker to focus more attention on the panking at hand.

If you don't cool it, I'm going to give you a panking you'll never forget.

"What if I'm giving him a panking and he tries to slap a dirty Sanchez on me?"

by Charlie Cats & Duran April 07, 2009

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adj.
1. the most beautiful thing in the world to you.

my daughter is so Pank!

by Joyell February 18, 2019

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pank is like the word cunt but it’s not very well known so you can call people a cunt infront of them with out them knowing what it means

*john is just walking infront of emma and pony*

pony: oh emma, john is such a pank

emma:yeah he really is

*john turns around*

john: oi what the fuck does prank mean

pony: it means a cool person

john: oh ok, yeah cunt i’m a pank

by sand eating sad boy hehe October 09, 2019

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