a moment of divine self reflection

When your held finally pops out of your ass

I had a moment of divine self reflection when I realized I wasn't the center of the universe. Then I heard a loud pop

by Andromeda98 January 30, 2014

Stuck In A Moment

A motivation song by U2. Often used to cheer your buddies who has a bad day; but not for fat people, because the lyrics can be misconstrued as an insult.

Poor Bono. When Oprah laments about her weight gain, all he wanted to do was break into the song, "Stuck In A Moment" to cheer her up... Alas, he knew better... took her to a nice restaurant instead.

by beware of blast December 20, 2008

Please take a moment to visit our sponsor

Most commonly seen on technical websites, between the download page and where the download is advertised.


This brief drop off page will advertise something or other before redirecting you to the download.

Please take a moment to visit our sponsor. You will be redirected to http://dl.winsite.com/bin/downl?500000027296 in a few seconds.

by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004

share a moment

A non cheesy way to say that two (or more) people "made love".

Tracey: "So what happened on Saturday with you and Max-e-poo?"

Sandra: "We shared a moment; it was awesome!"

by robot_brain June 1, 2005

A Scott Moment

When you take a photo with your friend, and your friend looks good, but you don't.

*looking at photo together in review*
"Omg I look so bad! That was a Scott moment"

by Girlumustbetrippin May 7, 2017

etch-a-sketch moment

when a politician straight-faced and blatantly contradicts something they said only a short time before, denies doing so, and it is on tape so you can clearly see what they did. Also known as a "lie".

Romney said the sky is blue on tuesday. On wednesday he said the sky is never blue and he never claimed it was blue.

He did it with a straight face.

We hit rewind and saw exactly what he said both times, yet he denied contradicting himself. It was an etch-a-sketch moment for that politician.

by rosethornne. September 30, 2012

A Spears Moment

To have a mental break-down after something major going on in your life.

Buddy: Dude, how long does it take you to choose a damn meal off of the dollar menu?

You: STFU! I'm haveing a spears moment!

by M-Kat January 15, 2008