A Mirage
A mirage is a person whom you find attractive from a distance but as they come closer that attractiveness disappears like it was never their at all. More commonly known as a Picaso
A Mirage by Skayterboy15 November 13, 2011
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Pulling A Mirage
Pulling a Mirage is lying about attempting suicide after a three day relationship, only for your online friends to find out that you’re mowing the lawn at that very instant from your sister.
Pulling A Mirage by pleaseshutupreese June 12, 2020
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Mirage à trois
Hey, come back if you're ever looking for a, Mirage à trois, that's where you fight 3 of me at once.
Mirage à trois by anonymous November 25, 2020
Mirage à trois
Alice: How was your night, Bob?
Bob: Oh man, got fucked up drinking with these two chicks and totally thought I was gonna bang both of them, then at then end of the night they gave me a kiss on the cheek and stole my cab!
Alice: Ha! Total mirage à trois, jerkoff!
Bob: Oh man, got fucked up drinking with these two chicks and totally thought I was gonna bang both of them, then at then end of the night they gave me a kiss on the cheek and stole my cab!
Alice: Ha! Total mirage à trois, jerkoff!
Mirage à trois by gouletgoo December 22, 2013
Mirage à trois
Mirage à trois by PooPooPharthead March 27, 2010
mirage a trois
When you wake up from a sexual dream in the middle of the night, and think that there are 2 women in bed with you, only to realize that they are just bunched up blankets.
mirage a trois by Greyegg May 5, 2010
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