4 definitions by Greyegg

mirage a trois

When you wake up from a sexual dream in the middle of the night, and think that there are 2 women in bed with you, only to realize that they are just bunched up blankets.

He kept the lights on during sleep to avoid the reoccuring mirage a trois experience.

by Greyegg May 5, 2010

out-of-contexting

V: The act of sending type, via a cell phone.

I wish she'd just call, for I can never understand what she means while out-of-contexting.

by Greyegg July 12, 2010

BP'ter

The result on phrases, caused by the BP Oil Disaster in the Gulf of Mexico.

When he mentioned that he was bringing a lady friend to the club, his buddies hit him with the BP'ter, 'you never bring oil to the beach'.

Another BP'ter is 'A bird in the hand, is better than 2 in the oil'.

by Greyegg May 26, 2010

schwillderbeast

A person, usually glutonous, who will take advantage of all that there is to schwill, without the pride of caring what people think.

Yo, that schwillderbeast drank all the free beer.

by Greyegg October 3, 2006