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Ur dads a lesbian
When Your mom gay fails to work because your opponent came back at u with "No U" hit em' with this one. not only will it end their life, but then it'll mean that their dad likes girls and that's gay because girls like PP
Ur dads a lesbian by eggwater March 5, 2018
after birth of a lesbian cluster fuck
Gilbert: Go touch yourself
Drew: Shut up you after birth of a lesbian cluster fuck
Gilbert: ................
Drew: Shut up you after birth of a lesbian cluster fuck
Gilbert: ................
after birth of a lesbian cluster fuck by me myself and maybe I? September 4, 2010
I'm a lesbian
Listen, if your a dude here, get out. This is for the confused lady's out there. If you fellow girls out there have every thought of saying or have said "I'm a lesbian" Then you are probably a Lesbian, aka your a girl who likes other girls. In most cases, ya like..ya know-
I'm a lesbian by Lea kid on the street October 8, 2020
ur dado a lesbo
jake: hey ur mom gay
winston : you will have to try harder than that
jake : ur dado a lesbo
winston then disolves into nothing from cancer
winston : you will have to try harder than that
jake : ur dado a lesbo
winston then disolves into nothing from cancer
ur dado a lesbo by Reddituser54 March 5, 2019
Teach her a lesson
Aussie term for fucking a hot, but dumb or stupid girl. As if by some magic the act of banging her would knock some sense into her.
Teach her a lesson by Robby101 November 1, 2006
learn you a lesson
VERY POOR Junky English. The author/s need the Grammar Bammer to Hammer Correct Grammar into them...
It should be Teach or Taught; and It was in My Day.
It should be Teach or Taught; and It was in My Day.
You call that winning at Gotham City Project?
Gimme that controller and I'll TEACH YOU A LESSON!
Learn you a lesson? That's shabby, poor and utterly bad english! Learn some, before I teach you some!
Gimme that controller and I'll TEACH YOU A LESSON!
Learn you a lesson? That's shabby, poor and utterly bad english! Learn some, before I teach you some!
learn you a lesson by J. Michael Reiter April 19, 2006
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Oblication
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
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