Person: "Hey, can you help me with my math? You seem like you know what you're doing".
Fool: "Oh no, sorry, I'm just a fool in a trench coat". I know nothing".
or
Person: "How is that person so smart? They know everything??!!!"
Grump: "Please! They're just a fool in a trench coat. They have no idea what they're doing".
You can school a fool... but you can't make them cool.
You may try to teach a stupid person, but you cannot change their bad judgment.
God, l told Willie not to mess with those gangsters girlfriends, but he did and now he got the hippo stomp and is in an ambulance again. You can school a fool...but you can't make them cool!
1) A tv segment aired on NBA on TNT where Shaquille O'Neil plays bloopers from that days' games. Name comes from adding the phrase "acting a fool" to Shaquille's nickname, Shaq
2) When someone messes up so bad the belong on Shaqtin a fool
Tom: I went up for a lay up and got the ball stuck between the rim and the backboard
Billy: Quit shaqtin a fool and learn how to play basketball
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.