a douche bag
A huge bag of shit.
a douche bag by why god March 1, 2009
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I am a douche bag
I am a douche bag by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 2, 2020
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Don't be a douche bag!
A phrase said by a douche bag to a weak soul after committing an act of douchebaggery to them. This is said in an attempt to point the blame to the victim rather than yourself.
Steven: Patrick...don't you think you've had enough to drink tonight?
Patrick: Don't be a douche bag!
Patrick: I'm hungry (Takes lunch money)
Steven: HEY! thats mine! My mommy gave me that!
Patrick: Don't be a douchebag!
Patrick: Don't be a douche bag!
Patrick: I'm hungry (Takes lunch money)
Steven: HEY! thats mine! My mommy gave me that!
Patrick: Don't be a douchebag!
Don't be a douche bag! by Pat Manson February 24, 2010
Douche-Bag-A-Saurus
Douche-Bag-A-Saurus by karment August 26, 2010
bag-a-douche
Mark: Hey what the fuck is that?
You: Oh thats some bag-a-douche i filled from my dick.
Mark: Oh...ok.
You: Oh thats some bag-a-douche i filled from my dick.
Mark: Oh...ok.
bag-a-douche by doo-language May 3, 2009
Douche bag a roo
Douche bag a roo by blackla3elskate3 September 7, 2005
Douche-a-bago
Douche-a-bago by Hipporhinocetops September 21, 2007
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