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Stands for Attention Deficit Disorder.
A lot of people say they have it because they "sometimes have trouble paying attention in class" which is bullshit. That just means you have a boring teacher.
If you REALLY have ADD, then you can't pay attention to ANYTHING. If you try to read, do homework, watch TV, take a test, or listen to somebody, your focus will slide in and out CONSTANTLY. There is also ADHD in which you are also hyperactive.
Most kids will take medicine like Ritalin or Focalin to help them concentrate.
Dumbass: LOLZ LIEK I TOTALLY HAVE A.D.D. CUZ I CANT STUDY FOR EXAMZ LIEK LOL

Kid with A.D.D.: You dumbass you don't actually have A.D.D.
A.D.D. by ADDboi!1 June 15, 2011
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Literal Hell.
You cant get work done, and then you feel guilty about it, but still cant bring yourself to do the task.
People consistently use the term incorrectly.
Most people with A.D.D. choose to take medication, while some dont.
Girl : "OMG i soo have A.D.D. i can never focus in Mr. Jones math class"
Me, someone with A.D.D.
"bitch no. you don't have A.D.D. you just have a boring math class."
A.D.D. by hermione.granger.tf September 23, 2020
means, attention defisite dis OOO look at the pretty flowers
when you are talking to someone and then you get off topisnt it nic outside today?
A.D.D by Cookie monster November 13, 2003
Attention Deficit Disorder = 'Behavioral syndrome in children, whose major symptoms are inattention and distractibility, restlessness, inability to sit still, and difficulty concentrating on one thing for any period of time.' - encyclopaedia britanica.
In urban use can refer to anyone who's behaving hyper or getting easily distracted.
1) John's so A.D.D.!

2) I told him 'dude you gotta calm people'll think you're A.D.D.!'
A.D.D. by Rase December 19, 2005
bobby; OMGSQUIRREL !? -chases after it-
bobbeh; dude. you have serious a.d.d.
a.d.d by Linnifer February 22, 2009
attention def- oooooh shiny!!!!!
hey look a squirel! Omg a CD! looky its a piece of gum... ew! sorry i have A.D.D
A.D.D by Gilly Sanders May 16, 2009
Attention Deficit Disorder. People who have this are stereotyped to be stupid, idiotic, dumb and get bad grades when most of these celebrities that are very sucsessful have A.D.D., fuck those stereotypes, I got A.D.D. and I almost got straight A's. The only thing thats wrong with me is I have a little bit of a hard time paying attention, I dont say "Ooh look a squirrel" everytime I'm in a conversation. There is nothing wrong with having A.D.D.
Stereotype beliving faggot: Omygosh watsup man?

Me: Not much, almost got straight A's on my report card.

Stereotype beliving faggot: Ohmygosh really? Dont you have A.D.D.?

Me: Yes, whats the big fuckin deal?

Stereotype beliving faggot: Well arent you supposed to be dumb?

Me: Hey bitch, listen real closely most of these celebrities got A.D.D. and they live sucsessful lives. If you say that I'm dumb one more time this pocket knife isnt only gonna be for opening boxes.

Stereotype beliving faggot: But arent you gonna go like, look at a squirrel when you try to kill me?

*I stab the stereotype beliving faggot*
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