Asian Drinking Disorder (n.)
A.D.D. occurs when members of the asian descent drink too much alcohol (sometimes no more than a
beer, occasionally even
one sip) and become red in the face, experience shortness of breath and other allergic reactions. It turns out that certain individuals, common in Asians, have a defective aldehyde dehydrogenase gene, ALDH2, in that it doesn’t metabolize acetaldehyde as rapidly as
normal. Thus, a person who drinks too much builds up acetaldehyde in their system and feels
bad or is
sick. This manifests in Asians with the defected ALDH gene as a facial flush as they drink.
Damn, that Kim Jong Ill looking muthaphuka has A.D.D. and lost it after one drink...
You should date those asian
girls. They have A.D.D..Only one drink and they're on the
floor!
Take Teng-Lee Ong home. He's got A.D.D.!
One Zima and he's already passing out....