A louie 

The art of standing round stealing oxygen and staring at the ceiling.

Telling other how to do their job when he cant do his

Loses concentration every time the wind changes direction

This person or persons are rendered useless and named louie

To the apprentice done a louie to day and just stood looking at the sky while telling me how to do my job and forgot how to do his

A louie by Brum420 April 7, 2023

A louie 

A louie is a joint consisting of bud, keef, salvia, and tobacco

Dude you should have bin there we smoked a louie

A louie by Scrog 420 September 5, 2016

a louie 

Turning up to a party without a bottle of alcohol! And bragging about how amazing you are!

Sorry dude I have no money I have to pull a louie

a louie by J666sh May 15, 2016

blew a louie 

A huge wad of snotspit propelled from one's mouth

"WOW! Dat guy just blew a Louie outta he car winda ".

blew a louie by Mr.Tissue January 31, 2018

Hang a Louie 

To turn left. Used with Ralph and Dave; Left; Right; and Straight ahead. Named for David Ralph Lewis who in the mid 60's in Duluth Minnesota stole many cars for joyriding and to see how many times he could roll the cars. A pure manic who died of cancer at 27 years. Since then "Hang a Ralph", "Hang a Lewy" or "do a David" have entered the popular lexicon.

Hang a Louie.

Hang a Louie by Bike451 August 24, 2010

crap-a-louie 

An expression of extreme displeasure or surprise. Not quite as strong as fuck-a-louie.

"Crap-a-louie!", exclaimed Diane when she spilled her margarita.

crap-a-louie by Chuck D. Bones April 16, 2010

Pull a Louie 

When one decides that they will take your money for nicotine or alcohol and never get you what you payed for

“I can’t wait to get a posh from him.”
“Oh actually someone told me he’s going to pull a Louie on you.”

Pull a Louie by StudentOfAHighSchool October 10, 2019