A joseph

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One who wears a "technicolour" dreamcoat, a coat of many colours depicting a rainbow

Look at him mincing round like a joseph when he got his technicolour dreamcoat

A joseph by Ramsbottom December 29, 2023

Words you can keep

pulling a joseph

To buy a ton of unnecessary shit, but never buy anything you actually need (especially in the realm of personal hygiene). To use other people's stuff but never tell them or compensate them in any way. To make a huge net negative contribution to the overall war effort. To be overly spontaneous, but not in the cute way. In the annoying way. To make random, mind-boggling decisions, or to say things at completely inappropriate times around the wrong crowd.

Person A: "I just bought the complete boxed DVD set of every season of The Tick!!! It has over 100 hours of special features! Lets spend the rest of our lives watching it, please, please, pleeeaase?"

Person B: "Wow talk about pulling a joseph...I think i'll pass."

pulling a joseph by Yussuf March 24, 2008

Exposing a Joseph Allen

Term for blowing a spy's cover and used it to escape, dodge or evade the truth.
Named after Joseph Allen, who Vladimir Makarov iced after he does the massacre on an airport named after his master, in No Russian.

Underling: There's a rat on us.
Boss: Everyone, I'm Exposing a Joseph Allen on our group. *Shoots the underling* There, everybody knows that we never tolerate snakes on our group.

Exposing a Joseph Allen by Kay Tutan Tayo December 12, 2018

Pulling a Joseph

An American male who moves to a foreign country (primarily in Eastern Europe) with the premeditated intention of hoaxing a local into a romantic relationship with him. With the inevitable result being marriage between the two individuals. Then the male subsequently takes his "trophy wife" back to America. The male being less than desirable. The female fitting the traditional standards of being extremely attractive and, of course, fertile!

"I heard through the grapevine that you were pulling a Joseph this weekend," remarked Ronald.

"To be so lucky . . ." replied Richard.

Pulling a Joseph by Moneytree March 24, 2008

Pulling A Joseph

When You Have No Other Choice but to be a noob

"Alex what are you doing stop standing there"
Alex is pulling a Joseph.

Pulling A Joseph by LilMasky April 7, 2019

Pull a Joseph

to flee from a female who is trying to sexually tempt you

Yeah bro, we were watching Avengers and she kept touching me so i had to Pull a Joseph

Pull a Joseph by BIBLE_MAN116 May 16, 2019

pulling a "Joseph"

When you are hard at work at your desk, and begin to snooze off. Your head can nod back and forth, even fall completely down. You wake up every once in awhile, but proceed to fall back asleep.

I almost pulled a "Joseph" today...

pulling a "Joseph"

pulling a "Joseph" by bigtimebigtime June 28, 2017

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026