76 definitions by Kay Tutan Tayo

When a group of Jews went to a synagogue nearby.
The Christ Killers denied that they killed the Messiah, well kuwento mo sa pagong.
by Kay Tutan Tayo December 12, 2018
A term where you got unguarded, in shock or in surprise.
Name came from Mosul, which ISIL got in a flash or unexpected amount of time in 2013.
Major Ali: What happened?
Captain Hussein: We were shocked there in Mosul, sir.
by Kay Tutan Tayo December 18, 2018
One Ring is the ring that Sauron wants, Frodo has, and Fellowship defends the latter.
A gold ring with inscriptions on how to make Sauron have a complete form.
Frodo: I have the One Ring.
Gollum: My Precious.

Spell Breaker: *taking the One Ring* I stole your Precious.
by Kay Tutan Tayo December 12, 2018
Term for blowing a spy's cover and used it to escape, dodge or evade the truth.
Named after Joseph Allen, who Vladimir Makarov iced after he does the massacre on an airport named after his master, in No Russian.
Underling: There's a rat on us.
Boss: Everyone, I'm Exposing a Joseph Allen on our group. *Shoots the underling* There, everybody knows that we never tolerate snakes on our group.
by Kay Tutan Tayo December 12, 2018
Name for those totally worthless money or currency.
Came from Mickey Mouse Era, when Japan made Filipino money so worthless, you can buy a cup with a basket full of it.

Now, Zimbabwe has the most worthless money in there, with hundreds of trillions of Zimbabwe money can buy only a kilo of rice and a loaf of bread.
I have more Mickey Mouse Money, where should i change this cash?
by Kay Tutan Tayo December 10, 2018
Another word for coward. Shares the same name as an animal that panics when chased.
That buffoon is a Chicken. He ran away when we fought a bunch of bandits.
by Kay Tutan Tayo December 3, 2018
Means 2 persons:
His grandfather, a World War 2 fighter with thicker mustache and dick ticklers. Died during a commando raid upon a Nazi ship.
John Price, the modern day man with a dick tickler. Bullied Soap too much, that the latter made a journal out of his time.
Survived Chernobyl's radiation and too awesome, he was the sole survivor of the Task Force Shepherd created.
by Kay Tutan Tayo November 30, 2018