75 definitions by Kay Tutan Tayo

Open Minded

Two words used by SCAMMERS to bait unsuspecting, or naive fools into investing in SCAMS, PYRAMIDING, or NETWORKING schemes.
Usually dressed into formal clothing, they invite victims into a trap using this two words.

Agent: Are you Open Minded? I have a way to become rich, and i only share it to you. Come, join me for coffee.

by Kay Tutan Tayo December 7, 2018

Mosul

A term where you got unguarded, in shock or in surprise.
Name came from Mosul, which ISIL got in a flash or unexpected amount of time in 2013.

Major Ali: What happened?
Captain Hussein: We were shocked there in Mosul, sir.

by Kay Tutan Tayo December 18, 2018

Christ Killers

When a group of Jews went to a synagogue nearby.

The Christ Killers denied that they killed the Messiah, well kuwento mo sa pagong.

by Kay Tutan Tayo December 12, 2018

Turon

A flat-chested woman wearing a bath towel.

Randy: Tignan mo GF ko, ang ganda niya di ba?
Larry: Sus ko po, Turon!

by Kay Tutan Tayo December 6, 2018

Exposing a Joseph Allen

Term for blowing a spy's cover and used it to escape, dodge or evade the truth.
Named after Joseph Allen, who Vladimir Makarov iced after he does the massacre on an airport named after his master, in No Russian.

Underling: There's a rat on us.
Boss: Everyone, I'm Exposing a Joseph Allen on our group. *Shoots the underling* There, everybody knows that we never tolerate snakes on our group.

by Kay Tutan Tayo December 12, 2018

Mickey Mouse Money

Name for those totally worthless money or currency.
Came from Mickey Mouse Era, when Japan made Filipino money so worthless, you can buy a cup with a basket full of it.

Now, Zimbabwe has the most worthless money in there, with hundreds of trillions of Zimbabwe money can buy only a kilo of rice and a loaf of bread.

I have more Mickey Mouse Money, where should i change this cash?

by Kay Tutan Tayo December 10, 2018

Chicken

Another word for coward. Shares the same name as an animal that panics when chased.

That buffoon is a Chicken. He ran away when we fought a bunch of bandits.

by Kay Tutan Tayo December 3, 2018