A Gerty
A long bout of dry heaving where the green bile known as GERD is vomited up instead, usually resulting in missing work.
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pulling a gerry
When someone bikes an incredibly long distance from his house in an urban area and locks the bike up on the sidewalk. You and your friends all over 21 and are out of college and this guy still bikes everywhere, not answering his cell phone so you don't know where he is or when he's getting there. You then hang your head in shame and pretend you don't know him.
Friend on bike: "Hey guys (sweating profusely), is the bar closed yet, I just biked 12 miles to get here.
You: "OMG dude, you have a car and are 24 years old, and yes! The bar is closed; it's 2:15AM.
Friend on bike: Damn, I’m gonna start biking home now.
Drunk Friend: Oh god, he is always pulling a gerry!
You: "OMG dude, you have a car and are 24 years old, and yes! The bar is closed; it's 2:15AM.
Friend on bike: Damn, I’m gonna start biking home now.
Drunk Friend: Oh god, he is always pulling a gerry!
pulling a gerry by philfromphilly February 17, 2008
Related Words
A Gerty • A Garty • a Gerry • pulling a gerry • Doing a Gert • Pulling a Germyah • To do a Gerry • A.D.A.M. • A • A.B.I.
a Gerry
A retardedly athletic and poised baseball player that must be equipped with a massive horse cock. Although his horse cock has never been seen, it is confirmed that it exists. A Gerry never does any work but always squints with his mouth open as if confused and deep in thought. He is an absolute fucking specimen yet gets negative respect from his peers.
Friend 1: “Dude holy shit he’s the only one not helping with the tarps..”
Friend 2: “yeah but it’s probably because that horse cock gets in his way”
1: “Oh shit yeah and he’s mouth breathing and his eyes are squinted. He must be a Gerry.”
1 and 2: “what a pussy”
Friend 2: “yeah but it’s probably because that horse cock gets in his way”
1: “Oh shit yeah and he’s mouth breathing and his eyes are squinted. He must be a Gerry.”
1 and 2: “what a pussy”
a Gerry by pfracture1 June 16, 2018
Pulling a Germyah
Joseph: *Sends message*
Joseph: *Likes message he sent*
Daniel: Boi you’re not that important stop pulling a Germyah
Joseph: *Likes message he sent*
Daniel: Boi you’re not that important stop pulling a Germyah
Pulling a Germyah by NeonPigeon March 26, 2019
A Garty
“Bro I went to the function turned out to be a huge garty”
1: “ Wanna come to my party”
2: “No bro you only throw gartys”
“I ain’t going to no garty”
“a garty?”
“A gay ass party”
1: “ Wanna come to my party”
2: “No bro you only throw gartys”
“I ain’t going to no garty”
“a garty?”
“A gay ass party”
A Garty by Buttfucker10000 June 24, 2022
Doing a Gert
Doing a Gert by Workhorse1 September 7, 2021
Pulling a Gerry
When someone has a comprehensive talk idea and you go ahead and steal it from them, claiming it as your own.
Pulling a Gerry by SEOer May 16, 2022
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Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.