A retardedly athletic and poised baseball player that must be equipped with a massive horse cock. Although his horse cock has never been seen, it is confirmed that it exists. A Gerry never does any work but always squints with his mouth open as if confused and deep in thought. He is an absolute fucking specimen yet gets negative respect from his peers.
Friend 1: “Dude holy shit he’s the only one not helping with the tarps..”

Friend 2: “yeah but it’s probably because that horse cock gets in his way”

1: “Oh shit yeah and he’s mouth breathing and his eyes are squinted. He must be a Gerry.”

1 and 2: “what a pussy”
by pfracture1 June 14, 2018
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She is such a beautiful girl. She is a nice and fun friend. She is not afraid to stand up to anyone who bothers her or her friends. She is very smart and knows her stuff. She is awesome and has a great personality. Sometimes guys ask her out but she will most likely say no because she may not think he is the right guy. And you should never get a Gerri mad because when she gets mad she is a bitch she will ignore you, give stares, and talk about you, but in the end she will realize that she wants to be your friend and will forgive you no matter what. She also has a very cute laugh some guys will find her irresistible. Any guy would like to be with a Gerri.
Guy: Hey I would love to be with Gerri!
Guy #2: I know who wouldn't she is cute and smart
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a girl's name. someone who's really nice and is always there for you. she's good at everything and is one of prettiest most amazing people ever. she has many friends and everyone likes her except for people who don't understand her
What's your name? My name is Gerri
by Raina Eyre September 02, 2010
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1. An alternative way to spell the name Jerry.
2. A gorgeous girl with incredible legs and a cute laugh.
3. A friend that is always there for you no matter what.
"Gerri? Isn't that a dude's name?"
"Not if it's spelled G-E-R-R-I."

"Hey man, who's your girlfriend?"
"Oh she's Gerri."
"Woah! You're a lucky dude!"

"Gerri is my BFF."
by xxcutebiatchxx November 27, 2008
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1. she's sexy, and she knows it

2. a ridiculously hot woman that is always home alone because her beauty makes men think she already has a date. and so she has none.
3. a girl that you can get expert advice from. on any subject at all. thats right, she knows everything. all of it. really.
"i wish i knew the answer."

"call Gerri, she'll know."

"you're so pretty. i hope you don't end up like Gerri!"
"yes, poor Gerri. so gorgeous, and so lonely..."

"i'm Gerri, and i know it."
by who's your mama July 03, 2014
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To act like a CEO, to utilize time in a way where you are optimally spreading the love and appreciation to everyone in the universe.
To be in multiple places at the same time, being a boss in each. This is, Gerrying.
by movenflow August 28, 2021
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the kind of guy that can just say fuck it and actually not give a fuck he is also known to have a big dick and although he in times he can be considered a man whore he can stay commited to the one he loves
You never know whether to trust a gerry but you cant help but love em.
by underbottom February 05, 2010
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