1 definition by pfracture1

A retardedly athletic and poised baseball player that must be equipped with a massive horse cock. Although his horse cock has never been seen, it is confirmed that it exists. A Gerry never does any work but always squints with his mouth open as if confused and deep in thought. He is an absolute fucking specimen yet gets negative respect from his peers.
Friend 1: “Dude holy shit he’s the only one not helping with the tarps..”

Friend 2: “yeah but it’s probably because that horse cock gets in his way”

1: “Oh shit yeah and he’s mouth breathing and his eyes are squinted. He must be a Gerry.”

1 and 2: “what a pussy”
by pfracture1 June 14, 2018
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