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Definition: A Garty is a lanky man who flirts with as many ugly or whoreish women as possible and only gets a few nudes that he obsesses over and brags about. If you are a Garty there is a 0% chance that you will ever lose your virginity. A Garty always puts hoes before bros and will say literally anything to try to get with a girl. He is always unsuccessful yet he will throw literally anyone under the bus to simp for pussy.
Whatever you do, don't be a Garty.
Definition: A Garty is a lanky man who flirts with as many ugly or whoreish women as possible and only gets a few nudes that he obsesses over and brags about. If you are a Garty there is a 0% chance that you will ever lose your virginity. A Garty always puts hoes before bros and will say literally anything to try to get with a girl. He is always unsuccessful yet he will throw literally anyone under the bus to simp for pussy.
Whatever you do, don't be a Garty.
Her: Hey Garty could you drop me off at my boyfriend's house
Garty: Yeah I guess so
Her: Oh I'm broke too, can I borrow a little money?
Garty: How Much?
Her: only $20 not that much
Garty: Okay
*next day*
Garty: you're never gonna guess who took a ride in my car yesterday
Garty: and she sent me a picture of part of her boob like almost the full nipple
The Boys: Garty shut the fuck up..... quit being such a simp
Garty: Yeah I guess so
Her: Oh I'm broke too, can I borrow a little money?
Garty: How Much?
Her: only $20 not that much
Garty: Okay
*next day*
Garty: you're never gonna guess who took a ride in my car yesterday
Garty: and she sent me a picture of part of her boob like almost the full nipple
The Boys: Garty shut the fuck up..... quit being such a simp
by ITSTAZ February 28, 2020
A gay man who tries to hide behind the image of being a simp. He kisses up to girls left and right and looks like the most incompetent flirt ever, but it is all fake. He is just trying to convince others that he likes females, when in reality he is to busy dreaming about having a penis in his butt. However, he knows that he is too ugly for any person, male or female, to ever like him, so he has settled for a life of fake simping and being gay.
by ActuallyGOAT March 5, 2020
I’m throwing a garty tomorrow, there will be garden tools, a lawn mower, and some soil, but it’s going to be a rager.
by mostachloe March 21, 2019
a party of gardens. In many cases the garden is made of weed. Some people might tell you to stay off the weeeed. But at a garty everyone loves the weed. Some might confuse this with a gay party, but that is something else all together.
TJ: "you im throwing a dope garty tonight"
Barton: "I'll bring the snacks"
Toby :"I'm gay so I'm not going"
Maggie and Peterson: "Same"
TJ and Barton: "ITS GARTY SZN!!!!!"
Barton: "I'll bring the snacks"
Toby :"I'm gay so I'm not going"
Maggie and Peterson: "Same"
TJ and Barton: "ITS GARTY SZN!!!!!"
by Clemsonisvetterthanbama August 10, 2017
Possibly the best name for a pro team in CSGO history. They decided on the name when one of the guys said "Let's do tigar but in reverse". "Tigar" is tiger in Macedonian.
by PROBLEMER March 6, 2022
A party or gathering that mainly consists of gay attendees and fruit flies.
Some spell it "gardy" but that is just incorrect.
Some spell it "gardy" but that is just incorrect.
Hey, want to check out that house garty in the Castro? I heard it's vampire themed!
Like Oh Em Gee, did you see what Stan wore to last night's garty? It totally made him look fat.
Like Oh Em Gee, did you see what Stan wore to last night's garty? It totally made him look fat.
by JashyK August 1, 2011
Being a Kevin Garty is being an elitist, narcisistic trust fund baby who causes unnecessary drama through lies, manipulation and bully tactics.
by Clampus March 30, 2023