Gert

A Bristolian slang word meaning 'Big' or 'Very' etc.

Often said in a very Farmerish Bristolian accent by the slightly older generation.

1. Shut yer mouth you bloody gert bastard, you.

2. That was a gert Hippo.

3. Gert lush.

by Jube December 12, 2005

'Great' or 'very' in a dirty bristol accent.

'E took me behind the chip shop, and when 'e cum in I, it were gert lush.

by Sam November 13, 2003

latin: Gert means "he who is strong with the spear"

Gert - meaning the name of a man - frequently used in the Netherlands

by dude9999999 February 6, 2010

Yo Johnny lemme gert those notes bro

by Rudgecarroll44 October 5, 2017

an abnormally large anus

This chick I just met had a GERT....

by dragn_99 September 14, 2009

To ejaculate seminal fluid multiple times in an abrupt and violent manner, often without regard for the well-being of others.

I gerted on her face.
They played rock-paper-scissors to gert on their knee.
Sometimes you just gotta gert.

by Mike&Drag March 11, 2011

A sudden, fart-like burst of wind released from the nose when attempting to contain laughter.

The joke was so funny that it made Lisa gert.

by Timbobmak2020 August 15, 2020