Gert

A Bristolian slang word meaning 'Big' or 'Very' etc.

Often said in a very Farmerish Bristolian accent by the slightly older generation.

1. Shut yer mouth you bloody gert bastard, you.

2. That was a gert Hippo.

3. Gert lush.

Gert by Jube December 28, 2005

Gert

'Great' or 'very' in a dirty bristol accent.

'E took me behind the chip shop, and when 'e cum in I, it were gert lush.

Gert by Sam November 13, 2003

Gert

latin: Gert means "he who is strong with the spear"

Gert - meaning the name of a man - frequently used in the Netherlands

Gert by dude9999999 February 6, 2010

gert

Big or very

Christ! That elephant's bloody gert.

gert by ss March 19, 2004

Gert

To Squeeze

Yo Johnny lemme gert those notes bro

Gert by Rudgecarroll44 October 5, 2017

Gert

an abnormally large anus

This chick I just met had a GERT....

Gert by dragn_99 September 14, 2009

Gert

To ejaculate seminal fluid multiple times in an abrupt and violent manner, often without regard for the well-being of others.

I gerted on her face.
They played rock-paper-scissors to gert on their knee.
Sometimes you just gotta gert.

Gert by Mike&Drag March 27, 2011