A Bill Clinton

The sexual act of recieving felatio while maintianing a perfect telephone conversation. Mastery of this act is considered achieved if one can ejaculate during the conversation without the person on the line suspecting anything is abnormal.

My mom called last night and just to mess with me Suzie gave me A Bill Clinton.

by S Gill January 26, 2007

A Bill Clinton

A picture of the Washinton Monument as the poser's penis while sitting somewhere on the National Mall in DC. A picture is considered a "scandal" if the poser gets a female to "Monica" the monument.

Dude I got A Bill Clinton in DC this weekend

by zap23 October 4, 2010

A [Bill Clinton]

A penis that is bent or crooked, not directly straight from end to end.

A Bill Clinton is a penis that is not straight. See Bill Clinton for more.

by Dan Asthenia December 21, 2008

Pull a Bill Clinton

To engage in sexual conduct with a woman while said woman is wearing a blue dress, then ejaculate upon said dress.

"Your dress has a stain on it! What happened!"
"My boyfriend wanted to pull a Bill Clinton"
"Oh wow...you're moving quickly!"

by foochikapesta September 4, 2018

Pulling a Bill Clinton

Being a sexual deviant while having a girlfriend/wife.

Dude, you still having sex with Kari? You're pulling a Bill Clinton.

by Maj. A-hole March 19, 2011

Pulling a Bill Clinton

Cheating on your wife with an intern, preferably Monica Lewinsky, then lying about it for a couple of months to finally go on and make a public apology in which you stress your right to privacy and by means of which you can actually pull it of to gain wide public political support for your deceptive ways.

Hey look at Michael. He never refrains from pulling a Bill Clinton and his wife always lets him off the hook.

by DizizEgyptiancottonmothafok March 5, 2010

Buss a Bill Clinton

When you ejaculate in a girls mouth during oral sex.

Credit: jacob kirschbaum

Shorty gave most amazing head ever that I buss a bill Clinton in her mouth

by J. Kirschbaum February 14, 2022