69

Nice.

"Hey how much money do you have?"
"69 cents."
"Heh. You know what that means..."
*In tears* "I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets."

by SethTheMage February 10, 2019

69

the fucking number that comes before 70

1,2,3,4,5,6,8,9,10.....65,66,67,68,69,70

by jplar February 14, 2017

69

Nice

(6 x 9)+(6+9)=69
Why I love being a math nerd, because NICE

by Y'all are Stupid October 22, 2019

69

A number you dirty minded price of shit

69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.

by FuckBoiiMcGee August 01, 2016

69

A number which had sadly been tainted by perverts and internet hermits as a sexual innuendo.

Guy 1: "Hey what's 35 + 34?"
Guy 2: *sigh* "69..."
Guy 1: "Nice."

by Gamsung Salaxy October 22, 2019

69

Possibly the most awkward number ever, due to its sexual meaning.

In public, the number 69 is either avoided or smirked at.

Mom: Honey, how much does that can of tuna cost?
Offspring: Six- er, seventy cents.

Math teacher: The homework tonight is on page 69 to 71.
(Students giggle)

by iloveawkwardsituations September 01, 2010

69

The number that falls between 68 and 70 having absolutely no relation with anything sexual in any way.

John: Dude, me and Cindy totally 69'd last night!
Frank: You mean....
John: Yeah dude! We even took turns!
Frank: WHAAA?
John: Yeah, y'know. I say one, she says two.. AND SO ON! :D
Frank: ....Oh.... :D

by Dennis Westower May 22, 2011