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Smuggling a 69 

An advanced and difficult to pull off version of a "standing 69."

1st: One participant must take said position with partner, but instead of having legs over shoulders, must wrap them around their partner's torso, while having their ass pretend to be breasts.

2nd: The two must then hold on while strapping the upside down partner with something (such as a corset) before putting on a special sized costume dress or garment to cover both participants (varying on size and additions for better disguise/costume), making the appearance of a large breasted woman or similar to such.

3rd: While upside down, the "ass breast" commits to giving a blow job to his/her partner, who may move about and possibly attempt to smuggle hidden partner to other nearby areas (distance adds to difficulty as the upside down position causes blood to rush to the head, and the sight of a woman's skirt lifting to show a head shaped "lump" can cause either alarm, or hilarity.)
"You think she's smuggling a 69 under there? She's huge!"
Smuggling a 69 by B. Bertha March 6, 2010

Definetly Has A Father 69

Definitely has a father and is DEFINITELY not the very handsome Cosmic Animates.
Person: SO your telling me that Definetly Has A Father 69 is not Cosmic Animates?
Dude: He Definitely is not.

A Tekashi 69

1. An interracial 69 or a 69 with a member of the same sex.
Guy 1: so how do lesbians do it with eachother.

Guy 2: a lot of strapon fucking and A Tekashi 69 here and there i suppose.

The AC Slater 69 Blumpkin Option with a backside Georgia Mudslide Reverse 

Occurs when a gentleman takes a shit while facing the toilet's water system (inverse of typical operation) and a woman nosedives facefirst down on his dick to perform fellatio while the woman spreads her legs so the gentleman has the option to eat a bitch out. The Georgia Reverse is a bold notion that permits the said gentleman to reach around and fingerblast the woman's anal cavity causing double-stimulation that could occur in utmost insatiable pleasure.
Spoken-for boyfriend: Hey slut, want to engage in The AC Slater 69 Blumpkin Option with a backside Georgia Mudslide Reverse?

Random Slut: What is that?

Spoken-for boyfriend: Well, slut, it occurs when a gentleman takes a shit while facing the toilet's water system (inverse of typical operation) and a woman nosedives facefirst down on his dick to perform fellatio while the woman spreads her legs so the gentleman has the option to eat a bitch out. The Georgia Reverse is a bold notion that permits the said gentleman to reach around and fingerblast the woman's anal cavity causing double-stimulation that could occur in utmost insatiable pleasure.

Random slut: Oh my! Why yes, I would like to perform an AC Slater 69 Blumpkin Option with a backside Georgia Mudslide Reverse!

A Fabergé egg is a jewelled egg first created by the jewellery firm House of Fabergé, in Saint Petersburg, Russia. As many as 69 Czarist Russia Era eggs ... 

A Fabergé egg is a jewelled egg first created by the jewellery firm House of Fabergé, in Saint Petersburg, Russia. As many as 69 Czarist Russia Era eggs ...
A Fabergé egg is a jewelled egg first created by the jewellery firm House of Fabergé, in Saint Petersburg, Russia. As many as 69 Czarist Russia Era eggs ...

69ed a cop 

When you are going over 100 M.P.H. on the highway and you see a cop on the side of the road using his or her radar for speed enforcement and you hit the brakes so that you are doing around 69 M.P.H. when the cop scans you with the radar.
69ed a cop by Alexander Ghaffari November 13, 2006