Zwelch

An online name chosen by homosexuals.

A person with any internet identity sharing any form of the word "Zwelch" is homosexual in real life.

Zwelch by Webster April 30, 2004

Zelch 

A penis that is so hard that when you hit it with a hammer, the hammer breaks.

When Stu first saw Farrah Fawcett's poster, he grew a zelch.

I was awakened in the middle of the night by a painful Zelch

Zelch by Guntherthepriest June 29, 2009

Adam zelch 

A scruffy ugly smelly cunt who can't afford a hair cut

Erghh look at that smelly spastic Adam zelch

Adam zelch by Dburn3 July 12, 2016

Zelcha Juegos 

Zelcha Juegos harassed ZeoWorks Forever and is very much bad.

Hey, zelcha juegos sucks.
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Zelcha Juegos by FedeP_AAAAAAAAAAAA April 26, 2021

Zelch 

A penis that is so hard that when you hit it with a hammer, the hammer breaks.

When Chad saw Paul P. in the cafeteria, he had an instant zelch.

Zelch by billsfan2 August 27, 2010

zelched 

What you are after smoking a fat blunt.

Man, i took one hit of that chronic and i was zelched!

zelched by YESSSSSSSSS May 20, 2007

Zelching

Doing fuck all

Nursing a phat hangover, been zelching all day
Katy law 2020

Zelching by Zelcher February 21, 2020