A very large penis. Not only long, but has a girth that cannot be ignored. Known for preventing many woman from ever walking again and causing severe bruising. You might as well literally try to have sex with a hammer.
Girl 1: "Hey did you see Terrell at practice? You could totally see his junk when he was wearing that spandex!"

Girl 2: "I feel sorry for his girlfriend. The Hammer he is packing would kill me. "
by bigbear199186 February 05, 2011
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It all starts when a girl is sucking on your balls. You tell her to go lower, lower, lower, until she gets to your chocolate starfish. Then you flex your abs as hard as you can and blow ass in her face. If you accidentally shart you have successfully performed the infamous dirty hammer.
"Jermo gave that slutbag the hammer!"
by Jermo B April 09, 2008
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A way of describing something as being overwhelmingly good, or having a superior quality that sets it apart from the rest. The idea is that the quality "hits you like a hammer."
Dude, that pizza we had last night was The Hammer.
by Lon March 11, 2008
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One of the first performance Mercedes' made by AMG. The car was the tiny 300E body with a tuned 6 liter conversion of the 5.6 liter V8 from the 560SEC. The engine, bored and stroked with new headers and 4 valves per cylinder, put out close to 400 horse power. A Renntech version produced 440bhp and 440lb. ft. of torque. The engine was so big, the entire electrical system was moved to the trunk and the cooling system was converted to electrical to conserve space. One of the greatest sleepers of all time, this car can beat most anything out on the road. With more power than a modern Corvette and the modest looks of the 300E 2.8, this is an amazing collector vehicle that is worth a look.
My mechanic George just sold his AMG Hammer for 27,000 dollars.
by SGL the Third July 09, 2005
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