Gunnacyphaherpalaids

Having gunnaria, cyphilis, herpes, and aids at the same time.

Guy 1: Dude I really wanna fuck Jenny at the party tonight
Guy 2: Are you sure? After she got through Cole I heard she caught gunnacyphaherpalaids.

by Guntherthepriest February 20, 2009

Zelch

A penis that is so hard that when you hit it with a hammer, the hammer breaks.

When Stu first saw Farrah Fawcett's poster, he grew a zelch.

I was awakened in the middle of the night by a painful Zelch

by Guntherthepriest June 30, 2009