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zelched by YESSSSSSSSS May 20, 2007
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Zilched
(Adjective) When something or someone has experienced the act of Zilching, causing its quality or ‘awesomeness’ to increase exponentially.
Did you see Jane? She got seriously ZILCHED over summer!
Man, could smash a Slurpee ZILCHED right about now.
Man, could smash a Slurpee ZILCHED right about now.
Zilched by Erol Nocaed July 28, 2013
Zeeched
started by a bunch of stoned ass chaldeans, the word zeeched is used to describe a person really zonin' on xanax. zeeched people have a hard time doing simple tasks and dont remember and anything at all. this includes communication skills and memory. some people become so zeeched that they just chill there and mumble like a stupidass. to achieve this you usually need between 1 and 3 milligrams
Zeeched by musicalboater March 5, 2012
Zilched
Zilched
/zɪltʃ-d/
Reduced to an empty condition or zero. Reputably known to be used when referring to or speaking of the condition of one's balls.
Past tense from:
"Zilch" /zɪltʃ/
Nothing, zero or nearly zero.
Reduced to an empty condition or zero. Reputably known to be used when referring to or speaking of the condition of one's balls.
Past tense from:
"Zilch" /zɪltʃ/
Nothing, zero or nearly zero.
Guy 1 watching the balls: Wow, she really drained him dry, didn't she?
Guy 2 enjoying the experience: Yeah, he got his shit zilched!
Guy 3 thinks, therefore is: Well, what the hell am I doing here?
Antonyms: heavy, full, hanging low
Guy 2 enjoying the experience: Yeah, he got his shit zilched!
Guy 3 thinks, therefore is: Well, what the hell am I doing here?
Antonyms: heavy, full, hanging low
Zilched by Naheel Marks January 28, 2025
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