zelched 

What you are after smoking a fat blunt.

Man, i took one hit of that chronic and i was zelched!

zelched by YESSSSSSSSS May 20, 2007

Zilched 

(Adjective) When something or someone has experienced the act of Zilching, causing its quality or ‘awesomeness’ to increase exponentially.

Did you see Jane? She got seriously ZILCHED over summer!
Man, could smash a Slurpee ZILCHED right about now.

Zilched by Erol Nocaed July 28, 2013

Zeeched 

started by a bunch of stoned ass chaldeans, the word zeeched is used to describe a person really zonin' on xanax. zeeched people have a hard time doing simple tasks and dont remember and anything at all. this includes communication skills and memory. some people become so zeeched that they just chill there and mumble like a stupidass. to achieve this you usually need between 1 and 3 milligrams

bro-is that kid okay?

erda bro! hes zeeched outa his mind lets clown on him he wont remember shit!

Zeeched by musicalboater March 5, 2012

Zilched 

The quality of having a sugar high. Often from energy drinks or Slurpees.

Oi, bro. Let's go to 7/11 and get Zilched!

Zilched by Twisttid May 2, 2018

Zilched 

/zɪltʃ-d/
Reduced to an empty condition or zero. Reputably known to be used when referring to or speaking of the condition of one's balls.

Past tense from:
"Zilch" /zɪltʃ/
Nothing, zero or nearly zero.

Guy 1 watching the balls: Wow, she really drained him dry, didn't she?
Guy 2 enjoying the experience: Yeah, he got his shit zilched!
Guy 3 thinks, therefore is: Well, what the hell am I doing here?

Antonyms: heavy, full, hanging low

Zilched by Naheel Marks January 28, 2025