Zoomergency 

Zoomergency: That moment in time, usually approximately five minutes before your meeting, that you realize you have a Zoom meeting and you're still in your pajamas and have bed head.

YIKES, Zoomergency!! I have a Zoom meeting with my boss, Miriam, in five minutes and my hair is a mess.

What's wrong with Mariam, she just ran out of here like a maniac. She was salty. It must be a Zoomergency, did you see her hair?

I just got back from a Zoomergency. I forgot all about my 9am meeting with Smexy.

Zoomergency by Del Ritchie October 29, 2020

poomergency

When you will crap your pants if you don't go RIGHT NOW, but someone's occupying the only toilet available.

"Dude, lemme in! It's a poomergency!"

poomergency by monkey_chakra June 6, 2005

poomergency

A sudden, overwhelming urge to poop when there is no convenient bathroom. Poomergencies are known to occur frequently in shopping malls, while driving in the car, and at work.

I had the worst poomergency while walking my dog yesterday. I had to run into a random corner bar to use the facilities.

poomergency by Inthedoorwaylikeadream May 3, 2009

Poomergency

3, 2, 1 - poo

Give me the keys, I have a poomergency!

Poomergency by MageOfSorts July 26, 2017

poomergency

A rather urgent situation where the poop gremlin comes calling at the worst possible time.

my daughter had a real poomergency when we in the car for 8 hrs.

poomergency by philbad February 23, 2020

Poomergency

Intense George's/ diarrhea shits that inevitably happen right after you leave a restaurant and get stuck in gridlocked traffic

As soon as we left China Buffet, dad had a Poomergency so bad that he left the car running Ina traffic jam to look for a bathroom and I had to take the wheel.

Poomergency by Ms.nursing December 1, 2015