zombeye

Common word for a subconjunctival hemorrhage, or a bright red, bloody eyeball that may cause one to resemble a zombie. It happens when a blood vessel has been ruptured or broken and can cover a small portion or the entire eye. Some causes of zombeye are coughing, sneezing, vomiting, and severe intoxication. It's not serious or painful, but the looks and comments you receive can have you praying for a quick recovery.

"Sweet Jesus! Did you see Susan's zombeye?! It's night of the living dead all over again!"

"Kristen vomited so many times she gave herself a zombeye. She swears she's never drinking again, but we know that's not true..."

zombeye by Sarah Fisher May 13, 2008

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Zombyed

A word used to highlight some huge gramatical/spelling mistakes.

Guy 1: Ohai, on fait quoi maintenant??
Zomby01: Allait, on vat a la kao élaimentalle.
Guy1: Omfg, zombyed....

Zombyed by itachi san1 November 30, 2009

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Zombee-jay

Taken from Dead Rising 2, when a female zombie (usually a former stripper or prostitute) starts biting you on her knees. Yes, like that. You have to wiggle your analog stick (shut up) to get away.

Me: That crazy hobo chick totally tried to give me a zombee-jay!

You: What did you do?

Me: Threw her off, then threw a football covered in grenades at her.

Zombee-jay by ShadowDialga November 14, 2011

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Zombee

A zombee is your typical meathead douchebag: fat, out of shape, unemployed (or employed in a completely dead-end job), and dumb. Zombees like to fantasize that they are, or were at one time, important. They play this fantasy out via a "tough guy" routine on the web.

Zombees like to troll, scream obscenities, instigate screeds and generally act like antisocial asswipes, all behind the anonymity of the internet. They make self-negating claims like "I'm not bragging, but I was special forces. I was in Iraq, before we were in Iraq". When faced with their own inadequacies, Zombees resort to namecalling in a particularly unwitty fashion.

Zombees often have anger management issues, and are prime candidates for domestic violence and sociopathic behavior.

Avoid that guy, he's a real zombee.
I'm pretty sure he's a 15 year old zombee who reads too many Clancy novels.
Wow. That zombee needs a time-out.

Zombee by Piquin de Toro Wim Lago July 24, 2008