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1: A sled with a plastic dildo on it / the plastic dildo attached to a sled.
2: A penis.
1: Jack: Dude, I added a rod to my sled so i can steer it better.
Jerk: This is amazing, man! We should sell this to kids! We will call it the Zipfy!
Jack: Well the rod I attached to it looks a little like a dick with balls...
Jerk: Who cares? No one'll notice. We can just pay kids 1,000 dollars a piece to prostitute themselves on our sled! We'll be f*cking rich!

2: Bob: I have the biggest zipfy in the world!
Billy: No, I do! I am the one with the biggest zipfy!
Zipfy by Bill Mach March 10, 2012

zippytheflippy 

A TikTok account is full of crazy stuff. Also somehow they always hate their plant for some reason.
person 1: "Hey, have you heard of zippytheflippy on TikTok??"
person 2: "Oh yeah the person who hates their plant??"
person 1: "YEAHHHH!!"
zippytheflippy by goofywoofytoofy December 19, 2021
Related Words
A slang word that means stuck between dimentions.
Alex got was zipsy when he ate potato.
Zipsy by www.meeshka.tk September 10, 2006

zippying 

To bum} and beg from others all the time for items such as spare change, beer, food, compassion, and nookie. Also, lacking in dignity and intelligence. Condition possibly linked to limited gene pool, vast ammounts of drug use, and not reading books in while in the libary.
"man, the concert was great but alot of those guys in the lot were zippying the hell out of us."

"Dude, stop zippying out and try to think - where did you put the keys?"
zippying by Gordon Sumner December 10, 2004

Zippy Double

When you burp and fart at the same time really fast.
Kyle:Hi um how are you doing Jessica?
Kyle:*Farts and burps*
Jessica:Ew get away! I can't be noticed with anyone who does a zippy double.
A Fast Food Chain located in Hawaii most popular in the island of Oahu, This restaurant sells Hawaiian lunches and chili. Zippy's was very popular and is usually next to the Napoleon Baker which sells cake, donuts, desserts, etc.
You want to get Zippy's? No i don't like chili, lets go to McDonald's
Zippy's by MinesomeMC November 13, 2016
When a man goes to a strange woman’s house and jerks off into a zip lock bag (that he brought with him). After he is done ejaculating into the bag he leaves and takes the bag with him. What he does with the bag after he leaves is his business.
I met a woman on Craigslist and she asked me to come over for a zippy. Now I have a bag of jizz I don’t know what to do with.
Zippy by Insomniac Snack February 12, 2022