Zippy

When a man goes to a strange woman’s house and jerks off into a zip lock bag (that he brought with him). After he is done ejaculating into the bag he leaves and takes the bag with him. What he does with the bag after he leaves is his business.

I met a woman on Craigslist and she asked me to come over for a zippy. Now I have a bag of jizz I don’t know what to do with.

by Insomniac Snack February 12, 2022

Zippy

Another name for a plastic ziplock bag; for sandwiches and food items...or drugs if you like.

-"Hey Tony, hand me a zippy, this cheese aint gonna keep itself fresh."

-"Yo Adrian, get me a zippy, this kid called in for an eighth of the Kali Mist"

by Sirus2008 February 20, 2011

Zippy

A zip up hoody.. for short - a zippy!

When it gets cold, I grab a zippy to put over my tee.

by SamiJ January 29, 2010

Zippy

A zippy is a lazy individual who still lives at home with his/her parents. They complain often about life is passing them by yet do nothing about it.

I cant believe he still lives at home he is as zippy as they come.

by shaun flynn April 16, 2006

Zippy

A blowjob given through your pants zipper

She gave me a zippy at the party yesterday it was amazing

by J.v1 February 04, 2021

Zippy

Slang for a person who has to much energy and is annoying you.

Zip it, zippy.

by putofacehomo June 23, 2017

Zippy

A zippy is a slang word for an energy drink.

I’m so exhausted, I could go for a zippy right now.
Hey Matt, lets go to the convenience store and get some zippies!

by jessica hex August 27, 2020