A true assassin, Zypsy hides in the shadows and knows when it is the time to strike. You think you can out wit the Zypsy? Wrong. Zypsy just killed your whole family and raped your cat. His legendary name was created by an asian boy who couldn't say gypsy and came out with Zypsy. Thus Zypsy was born. His main catchphrases include but are not limited to:
I CUT CHU I CUT CHU!
MMMOOOMMMMMDMHMHMHMMMMMMMMM!
Meet me at the B.R. call it a date?? What say you?
WOOOSH!
AM I??
APPLES TO APPLES TO GO!
TA TA!
Man my team sucks a lot of cock right now!
Zypsy just killed my whole family and raped my cat!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.