Zippy

When a man goes to a strange woman’s house and jerks off into a zip lock bag (that he brought with him). After he is done ejaculating into the bag he leaves and takes the bag with him. What he does with the bag after he leaves is his business.

I met a woman on Craigslist and she asked me to come over for a zippy. Now I have a bag of jizz I don’t know what to do with.

by Insomniac Snack February 12, 2022

Zippy

Another name for a plastic ziplock bag; for sandwiches and food items...or drugs if you like.

-"Hey Tony, hand me a zippy, this cheese aint gonna keep itself fresh."

-"Yo Adrian, get me a zippy, this kid called in for an eighth of the Kali Mist"

by Sirus2008 February 20, 2011

zippy

The greatest hero in the history of the Empire. A feared adversary of Rebels everywhere.

Zippy pwnzors you!
All fear Zippy, Lord of the Sith!
Zippy! Zippy! The Imperial horse thingy!

by Hippo February 7, 2005

zippy

energetic, lively, active

I was really zippy once I drank a cup of tea.

by Light Joker December 29, 2005

zippy

1. a silly name for a silly boy!

2. a poser who thinks that he is too cool for school. He typically gels his hair and wishes that he was kid cudi.

chick 1: ewwww who's that boy over there?
chick 2: OBVIOUSLY its a zippy, look at that hair and hes singing to kid cudi!!!!
chick 1: ew. i bet his penis is small.

by yrsoccer94 August 20, 2010

Zippy

A zip up hoody.. for short - a zippy!

When it gets cold, I grab a zippy to put over my tee.

by SamiJ January 29, 2010

Zippy

A zippy is a lazy individual who still lives at home with his/her parents. They complain often about life is passing them by yet do nothing about it.

I cant believe he still lives at home he is as zippy as they come.

by shaun flynn April 16, 2006