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zippying 

To bum} and beg from others all the [time for items such as spare change, beer, food, compassion, and nookie. Also, lacking in dignity and intelligence. Condition possibly linked to limited gene pool, vast ammounts of drug use, and not reading books in while in the libary.
"man, the concert was great but alot of those guys in the lot were zippying the hell out of us."

"Dude, stop zippying out and try to think - where did you put the keys?"
zippying by Gordon Sumner December 10, 2004
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zipping down

When you have sex. It comes from the act of "zipping" your clothing off before you begin having sex.
"Hey Mark, Willie was zipping down in the Holiday Inn with this one chick he picked up off the street."

"I couldn't sleep last night because E.J. zipped down with this one chick in the other room."

"Don't go in the room, I think E-Jay is zipping down with some girl from last night's party!"
zipping down by E.J. and E-Jay January 1, 2009

Zipping the Dripping 

The act of pulling back the foreskin and applying a ziptie to the head of the penis in order to discourage any unwanted erections
"Hey man, are you getting any action this week?"
"Nah, my girlfriend said we were zipping the dripping this week."
The term 'Zipping' can be used to describe the act of performing Zipestra- which is essentially using a zip on either a coat or your flies or something similar to create some sort of musical tune.
If you were to zip your coat up and down to the tune of "We Will Rock You", you would be 'zipping'.
Zipping by Wye Knott October 2, 2010

zipping the mattress 

1) To save ones possessions or money in times of financial instability.

2) To refrain from talking about sexual activity.
1) Yeah, John doesn't want to go out tonight. He's zipping the mattress since he has lost his job.

2) Hey Bob, how about you start zipping the mattress at work. We don't want to hear about your sex life.
zipping the mattress by jwancastro February 19, 2009

skinny zipping 

foreskin firmly caught in trouser zip
boris was in such a rush to exit the cupboard he went skinny zipping
skinny zipping by theWestHamfan November 5, 2003
Zipping or zipping-it-up is what one does when they are being a douche with no self confidence. The combination of this unconfident doucheyness will often result in having sex with girls well under ones pay grade, pissing off everyone in their immediate area, and constantly thinking the world is out to get you when it is really you just fucking yourself over. The consequences of this attitude often results in having no friends, getting written up at work, and constantly contemplating your own demise.
Dude 1: Hey man I really feel like the world is out to get me, I mean sure I made out with that one girl last night and was late for work, but I wanna know who told my wife and why would my boss not just let it go this time?

Dude 2: Shut up man you're bringing me down right now. You're really zipping-it-up.
zipping by 11-110 July 25, 2011
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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