MrPotatoKopf's definitions

Zylch Muffin

An Individual who often zylches for or with another individual, typically for sexual pleasure for either one or both parties.

You are my little Zylch Muffin

I love all my Zylch Muffins

by MrPotatoKopf April 5, 2024

Zylching

Zylching, or to zylch, is the action of rapidly unraveling and re-closing the male foreskin, typically performed for one’s sexual pleasure.

I caught my son zylching

I am a professional zylcher

My wife zylched me last night

I love to zylch

by MrPotatoKopf April 5, 2024