Definitions by MrPotatoKopf

Zylch Muffin 

An Individual who often zylches for or with another individual, typically for sexual pleasure for either one or both parties.

You are my little Zylch Muffin

I love all my Zylch Muffins

Zylch Muffin by MrPotatoKopf April 5, 2024

Zylching 

Zylching, or to zylch, is the action of rapidly unraveling and re-closing the male foreskin, typically performed for one’s sexual pleasure.

I caught my son zylching

I am a professional zylcher

My wife zylched me last night

I love to zylch

Zylching by MrPotatoKopf April 5, 2024