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Zempliar 

The outside piece of bread on a loaf of bread- sometimes known at the "crust" or "outsider".
Oh no I wanted a sandwich but it is only the zempliar that's left!

Would you like peanut butter on your zempliar?
Zempliar by janet_jankleberry January 15, 2021
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Ziemp Zimp zimplogulon zimple Zemp Zemping Ziem Ziemke Ziemowit zimpen

zimphabonist 

A person in a relationship which puzzles society.
When a really ugly guy and an attractive girl start dating, their relationship is said to be zimphabonistic.
zimphabonist by Juline February 10, 2009

Zempavink 

A dutch word deriving from a birds name. It's use is similar to that of: "Ha Bisky"

Most of the time it is used to express discontent without wanting to provoking someone.
John: "Did that package I ordered arrive today?"
Peter: "No, it's still not here."
John: "Ah, for the love of Zempavink!"
Zempavink by Rucovest June 19, 2010

Ziemowit 

Ziemowit is so amazing and gorgeous he will make every girl around him go crazy. He is the only person in this world who could cause mass chaos simply by taking off his shirt and flexing those sexy muscles. He can be described as the perfect man, who is athletic, caring, kind, easy-going, funny, smart and have a good heart. Ziemowit can be seen as a serious person when he is around adults, but when he is out with his friends, he is the craziest person ever. He loves his family, and takes especially care of his little brother. Ziemowit is every girl's dream. He is just amazing!
Ziemowit is very easy-going, he can talk to everyone, even the turtles.
Ziemowit by Bella N. Ocean March 9, 2020
a zipm is a simp but zimp follows twitch.tv TOS
your a zimp
zimp by hackerman69420 December 16, 2020
A standard to which all should try to obtain. High in quality, low in fat. The ability to make donkeys cry.
"Zemp, the other white meat."
Zemp by webstor March 24, 2003