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Zempliar 

The outside piece of bread on a loaf of bread- sometimes known at the "crust" or "outsider".
Oh no I wanted a sandwich but it is only the zempliar that's left!

Would you like peanut butter on your zempliar?
Zempliar by janet_jankleberry January 15, 2021
Related Words
Ziemp • Zimp • zimplogulon • zimple • Zemp • Zemping • Ziem • Ziemke • Ziemowit • zimpen

zimphabonist 

A person in a relationship which puzzles society.
When a really ugly guy and an attractive girl start dating, their relationship is said to be zimphabonistic.
zimphabonist by Juline February 10, 2009

Zempavink 

A dutch word deriving from a birds name. It's use is similar to that of: "Ha Bisky"

Most of the time it is used to express discontent without wanting to provoking someone.
John: "Did that package I ordered arrive today?"
Peter: "No, it's still not here."
John: "Ah, for the love of Zempavink!"
Zempavink by Rucovest June 19, 2010

Ziemowit 

Ziemowit is so amazing and gorgeous he will make every girl around him go crazy. He is the only person in this world who could cause mass chaos simply by taking off his shirt and flexing those sexy muscles. He can be described as the perfect man, who is athletic, caring, kind, easy-going, funny, smart and have a good heart. Ziemowit can be seen as a serious person when he is around adults, but when he is out with his friends, he is the craziest person ever. He loves his family, and takes especially care of his little brother. Ziemowit is every girl's dream. He is just amazing!
Ziemowit is very easy-going, he can talk to everyone, even the turtles.
Ziemowit by Bella N. Ocean March 9, 2020
a zipm is a simp but zimp follows twitch.tv TOS
your a zimp
zimp by hackerman69420 December 16, 2020
A standard to which all should try to obtain. High in quality, low in fat. The ability to make donkeys cry.
"Zemp, the other white meat."
Zemp by webstor March 24, 2003
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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