Zemp 

A standard to which all should try to obtain. High in quality, low in fat. The ability to make donkeys cry.

"Zemp, the other white meat."

Zemp by webstor March 24, 2003

Zemp

Inject somebody with Ozempic or other similar medicine to get them to lose weight. Similar to “to vaccinate” or “vaccinating” but with Ozempic.

Governments are debating the implementation of a mass zemping policy in order to combat obesity.

Zemp by RespecterAlexander December 18, 2025

Zempliar 

The outside piece of bread on a loaf of bread- sometimes known at the "crust" or "outsider".

Oh no I wanted a sandwich but it is only the zempliar that's left!

Would you like peanut butter on your zempliar?

Zempliar by janet_jankleberry January 15, 2021

Zempavink 

A dutch word deriving from a birds name. It's use is similar to that of: "Ha Bisky"

Most of the time it is used to express discontent without wanting to provoking someone.

John: "Did that package I ordered arrive today?"
Peter: "No, it's still not here."
John: "Ah, for the love of Zempavink!"

Zempavink by Rucovest June 19, 2010

zempire

People of 'zempire' have absolute power over others

Oh shit, he's from Zempire, do one chaps.

zempire by shahinbipcapboogie November 1, 2006

Zemping 

Dancefloor pick-up maneuver, popularized in East Germany during the 1980s. Involves shuffling sideways towards the target whilst turning the head side to side. Arms remain motionless and downward. If the target is interested, they turn to face the 'zemper' and, arms outstretched, motion him/her in by bending the arms upward at the elbows in time to the music track being played.

Es viel zemping auf tanzflache. Fantastisch!

Zemping by Kellen Gurber December 4, 2013

Zempai 

Someone who is top3 unimportant, even if he has remarkable skills.

Look at Jon go, he's such a Zempai.

Zempai by Zempai February 11, 2018