Ziemke 

"the sex"

Matthew "the sex" Ziemke

Ziemke by Bingbongpalushia August 4, 2008

ziemke 

a dude who is constantly flexing and or checking himself out, a ziemke will usually hit on younger girls, preferably in highschool a ziemke has a small penis and thining hair, a ziemke will also fake a deep voice to make himself more appealing to the ladies.

That new gym teacher is totally a ziemke, look at him hitting on those freshmen.

or

(at the gym) guy1- Check out that ziemke doing db curls in the mirror behind the treadmills.

guy1- isn't that your little sister runnning over there?

guy2- WTF?!

ziemke by Jack Hammersmith May 2, 2009

Ziekeloaf

A piece of meatloaf with a hole in it used as a pocket pussy

"Just finished my 25 hour shift, time to fuck my Ziekeloaf."

Ziekeloaf by bisbeatonismeme May 26, 2018

Ziekenheiner Effect 

Having buttons undone on your shirt to expose more chest

Matt was suffering from the Ziekenheiner Effect the other day. Buttons wasn't happy

Ziekenheiner Effect by HomerJSimpson January 17, 2020

Ziemer 

German. Honor. Loyalty. Heritage.

The king was a decendant of the Ziemer clan.

Ziemer by Softy70 August 19, 2008

zielke 

the entagled pubic hair found stuck on the shower walls

i got in the shower after that guy and there were zielkies stuck all over the place.

dude, make sure you clean off the zielke in the shower.

zielke by prankster757 June 9, 2009

Zieyke 

A super swag person like so swag it’s unhuman 😩

YOO YOURE SO ZIEYKE

Zieyke by Animeisalsoswag January 25, 2021