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Matthew "the sex" Ziemke
Ziemke by Bingbongpalushia August 4, 2008
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a dude who is constantly flexing and or checking himself out, a ziemke will usually hit on younger girls, preferably in highschool a ziemke has a small penis and thining hair, a ziemke will also fake a deep voice to make himself more appealing to the ladies.
That new gym teacher is totally a ziemke, look at him hitting on those freshmen.

or

(at the gym) guy1- Check out that ziemke doing db curls in the mirror behind the treadmills.

guy1- isn't that your little sister runnning over there?

guy2- WTF?!
ziemke by Jack Hammersmith May 2, 2009
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A piece of meatloaf with a hole in it used as a pocket pussy
"Just finished my 25 hour shift, time to fuck my Ziekeloaf."
Ziekeloaf by bisbeatonismeme May 26, 2018

Ziekenheiner Effect 

Having buttons undone on your shirt to expose more chest
Matt was suffering from the Ziekenheiner Effect the other day. Buttons wasn't happy
German. Honor. Loyalty. Heritage.
The king was a decendant of the Ziemer clan.
Ziemer by Softy70 August 19, 2008
the entagled pubic hair found stuck on the shower walls
i got in the shower after that guy and there were zielkies stuck all over the place.

dude, make sure you clean off the zielke in the shower.
zielke by prankster757 June 9, 2009
A super swag person like so swag it’s unhuman 😩
YOO YOURE SO ZIEYKE
Zieyke by Animeisalsoswag January 25, 2021
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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