a zipm is a simp but zimp follows twitch.tv TOS

A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.

A new version of simp because twitch.tv banned the word Simp the streamers Paymoneywubby's chat created the word zimp due to the word simp being banned

A flamboyant guy who will get nakie just about anywhere. Zimp is also known for his Zebra fetish. Zimp can be found molesting animals, such as zebras; thus the name Zimp.

at once ineluctable and omipresent, it's impossble to say what it is... is it?

Zimp is simply the word simple. It just fits nice as a dank substitute.

An entire population of miniature living beings, primarily zimps are the size of the scrubbing bubbles dudes you see on the bottle of bathroom cleaner. A zimp can talk like a human being but in a high pitched voice.