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Zeorpi (pronounced as Zor-Pea) refers to the state of indecision or procrastination when faced with a multitude of tasks or activities, resulting in doing nothing productive.
Example 1: I had a long to-do list for the weekend, but I fell into a state of zeorpi and ended up binge-watching TV shows instead of getting anything done and doing something productive.

Example 2: After finishing my chores, I had a list of things to do, but I couldn't decide between reading a book, learning a new language, or watching a movie from my list, so I ended up in a state of zeorpi and didn't do anything at all.
Zeorpi by Dflarious August 25, 2023
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A network that brings people together to share their interests and hobbies through photos, journals, forums, groups, profiles, and messaging. One can search for friends from their own region or from all over the world.

Great for
* Attention whores
* Too-many-pictures-too-little-harddrive people
* Expert yakkers
* Narcissits

Zorpia's similar to myspace, hi5, facebook, etc.
Example1:
Lindsay uploaded her party pictures on her Zorpia. Her friends saw the pictures and commented "Gal, you look so wasted there".

Example2:
Ada found her high school crush from the Zorpia search. She went to his homepage and checked out all his pictures. Finally, she privately messaged him, hoping he would be interested.
zorpia by StrawberryJam February 8, 2006
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Zeorpi zorpia ZeOri zeropisskink zerpies zorping Zcorpion Zerpi zerpie Zorpian
Zorpia.com (Zor-pia), a world-wide free to join and message social networking site for 16's to 108's. Started by Jeffrey Ng in 2003 and approaching 17 million registered members in 2010. Available specialities for members include photography, blogging, models, video, music artists or even forum activist. For the gamer links to other sites exist. Strong controls available to control who can contact you, and generally free of explicit adult material

Zorpia was founded with a goal of bringing people together from all over the world and allowing them to share their ideas and interests.

The headquarters are located in Hong Kong, China.
I've just signed up to a fun social website, called Zorpia
Zorpia by Mole999 May 21, 2010

zporpicklonnaise 

the act of using a plunger to dislodge chrome from the underbelly of a fruitcake
"Honey, there's some chrome on the underbelly of the fruitcake, call the zporpicklonnaiser!"
zporpicklonnaise by dewey224 April 21, 2007
Zorpia is one of the few international social networks with a Chinese Internet Content Provider license. The social networking site reports 2 million unique users per month and a total worldwide user base of 31 million.
Zorpia's similar to Facebook, I can use zorpia in China as well.
zorpia by askingme May 29, 2014
The disease you contract whilst muff diving a twat waffle.
Bruh, I contracted zerpies from that twat waffle Janice at Carl's party...shit burns.
ZERPIES by zeroblake December 22, 2017
Josh always starts zorping around 2am.
zorping by realorangejuice November 13, 2017