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The disease you contract whilst muff diving a twat waffle.
Bruh, I contracted zerpies from that twat waffle Janice at Carl's party...shit burns.
by zeroblake December 22, 2017
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Derpies given to you by the zombie hoes on Dead Rising by attempting to give you a nasty blowjob in a failed attempt to kill you.
Dat zombie hoe's trying to give you zerpies! Shake her off and smack that bitch!
by brookensteen August 14, 2010
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