ZERPIES

The disease you contract whilst muff diving a twat waffle.

Bruh, I contracted zerpies from that twat waffle Janice at Carl's party...shit burns.

by zeroblake December 22, 2017

zerpies

Derpies given to you by the zombie hoes on Dead Rising by attempting to give you a nasty blowjob in a failed attempt to kill you.

Dat zombie hoe's trying to give you zerpies! Shake her off and smack that bitch!

by brookensteen August 14, 2010

zerries

A person that ships Zayn Malik and Perrie Edwards
A supporter of Zerrie

"Do you ship Zayn and Perrie?"
"No I don't like Zerries"

by shipitlarry January 14, 2015

zeppies

ginormous boobs, typically on the female body.

John: Look at that bitch! She got a whole lotta ass!
Kevin: Damn! She has some absolute zeppies, too.

by socratesjr January 4, 2022

zerpie

it a zit that appears around the mouth. Look like a herpie, but is in fact, a zit. The word zit combined with her pie is.....you guess it..... ZERPIE.

Delany: Ah man, I have a zit by my lip!
Ashley: Dang! that sucks!
Inga:....Thats not a zit, its a zerpie.

Delany: Yes, you are correct. I have a zerpie.

by Selacious Williams May 13, 2014

Zerpes

An std that infects zombies. There is no cure known to mankind of zerpes.

Zombies don't have herpes! They have zerpes!

by Felishababy12 April 28, 2011