ZERPIES

The disease you contract whilst muff diving a twat waffle.

Bruh, I contracted zerpies from that twat waffle Janice at Carl's party...shit burns.

ZERPIES by zeroblake December 22, 2017

zerpies

Derpies given to you by the zombie hoes on Dead Rising by attempting to give you a nasty blowjob in a failed attempt to kill you.

Dat zombie hoe's trying to give you zerpies! Shake her off and smack that bitch!

zerpies by brookensteen August 14, 2010

zerries 

A person that ships Zayn Malik and Perrie Edwards
A supporter of Zerrie

"Do you ship Zayn and Perrie?"
"No I don't like Zerries"

zerries by shipitlarry January 14, 2015

zeppies 

ginormous boobs, typically on the female body.

John: Look at that bitch! She got a whole lotta ass!
Kevin: Damn! She has some absolute zeppies, too.

zeppies by socratesjr January 4, 2022

zerpie 

it a zit that appears around the mouth. Look like a herpie, but is in fact, a zit. The word zit combined with her pie is.....you guess it..... ZERPIE.

Delany: Ah man, I have a zit by my lip!
Ashley: Dang! that sucks!
Inga:....Thats not a zit, its a zerpie.

Delany: Yes, you are correct. I have a zerpie.

zerpie by Selacious Williams May 13, 2014

Zerpes 

An std that infects zombies. There is no cure known to mankind of zerpes.

Zombies don't have herpes! They have zerpes!

Zerpes by Felishababy12 April 28, 2011