zelmo the magician

a douche from the planet zarson who takes magic way to far; he has a small penis, only the size of a yu-gi-oh card

His most memorable magic was when he took a piss in the toliet and made it disappear
Zelmo the magician took a dump in the potty and made it disappear
by Patty December 10, 2004
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Zelmo

A method of payment that doesn’t exist but originated from Zelle as a typo, some even say the slang of Zelle.
Hey Emily i will just Zelmo you for my stuff
by Mavsffl December 17, 2020
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