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The drink of choice for kids in the College Park area. Around $10 a handle for some of the most quality (sike sike) vodka you'll find. In reality, its the penny-pincher's choice of drink. Popular for pregaming and mixing with jungle juice.
Yo man, lets go get 2 handles of Zelko and invite some bitties over before we hit up the bars.
zelko by superslugger616 April 9, 2009
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A mentally impaired furry that watches anime in all of their free time.
Jacksfilms is a Zelkam.
zelkam by ZelkTheElk November 8, 2018
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A man with multiple talents and qualities that make him uniquely stand out from other males in his generation.
Zelo by Matoki127 July 5, 2018
A wielder of Magic's ( fictional or to beliefs in life magic) or to be a great and strong leader
I once read a book about a great guy named Zelos and he took a group of unwonted people and gave them a purpose of life :)
Zelos by Vanessa lycan December 17, 2017
A THICC Tiger That believes he is super man And Plays Minecraft. Also Loves Jif
and hates skippy.Zelk hate his boss skeppy.
The zelk enclosure is pretty sexy.
The zelk is dumb.
Zelk hentai is the best.
zelk by FUCK ME UP PUSSY December 21, 2018
1: a necessary party favor;
2: one who mingles;
"There's Zalko swirling the brandy in his glass again."
Zalko by mxisaac August 24, 2004

zelophilia 

When a person is sexually aroused by jealous feelings
Zelophilia
zelophilia by FreewillGnome March 18, 2018
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