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Someone who gives without asking for anything in return. Never thinks that the little things he does for people are such a big thing to them. Outspoken and occasionally says things without thinking. Gentle and kind but dont piss him off. Payback is a bitch.
everybody should have a friend like Helmut
by ohbigonekenobie February 04, 2010
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The head of a penis; shaped, weighted and battered like an old army helmet
Linz: Wow what a wierd penis
Rob: Yes I have a large Helmüt
by Linz_nffc February 17, 2008
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A nickname given to a person, typically male, with an abnormal large head. The size and shape of the head clearly resembles a WW2 German helmet.
ME:- Lads, this is my new friend .
FRIENDS:- Jesus what a massive head, we shall call you Helmut.
by Fireman71 June 02, 2018
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A middle-aged womens' hairstyle which is identified by its shape and the fact that it can remain still, even in the force of a wind tunnel.
After a hard night of partying, Trixie woke up on the floor, shook her head several times and her helmut was as good as new.
by Higley September 21, 2009
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A person who is a penis. It is traditionally used to describe somebody who is acting in a silly way.

"Why don't you go and fuck off out of my face you stupid Helmut".

"Fancy going out sarging tonight helmut?"
by Cheung August 21, 2006
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Gettin some head, brain, blowjob, knowledge,etc. See blowjob.
this girl gave me good helmut last night, i nutted in her mouth.
by Shock C February 09, 2007
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Also Helmut-Man, Helmut Man, Teh Helmut Man

The infamous (among many internet forums) picture of a man wearing a blue sparkly helmet and a black and white jumpsuit (from what you can tell). He is sitting in a car pulling a weird expression. He appears to be indian in origin.

He appears chopped into many photoshopped images.
lol, Teh Helmut Man!
by MotionCoil May 13, 2005
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