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Zebra’d 

A dirty hangover that you can only get from a BIG NIGHT OUT!!
‘Greggo was downing those Jägers last night. Poor lad is gonna be absolutely Zebrad in the AM’
Zebra’d by Davetheman2 August 3, 2018
Words you can keep
when a black man slaps a white woman in her face with his penis
denzel washington zebra'd yo mama last night!
zebra'd by b jaff May 30, 2006

Zebra Dick 

While at a nude beach, your flaccid penis gets sunburnt, resembling a zebra pattern on the penis while erect.
Babe check out my exotic zebra dick!
Zebra Dick by Dnaldz34 May 15, 2018

Zebra Disease 

chronic illness associated with most teen girls when life is too dramatic. the disease often consists of cutting scars and may be contagious if they are feeling narcissistic that day.
(Read in the tune of head, shoulders, knees, and toes.) Arms, shoulders, chest, and thighs~~
Kiley has a serious case of zebra disease.
Zebra Disease by kairudolynn October 30, 2018

Zebra Dick 

Is while getting a spray tan while your dick is flaccid, once you become erect your penis is striped as a zebra.
Ever since I got Zebra Dick all of the bitches wanted my cock.
Zebra Dick by thy nigga layne May 15, 2022

ZD (zebra dick)

a zebra dick is a dick that has been so chafed by extreme gay sex that it takes on a striped appearance, often accompanied by pustulant leakage and/or open sores.
Rob was so turned on by teh gay porn that he had he gave himself a nasty case of zebra dick.
ZD (zebra dick) by masterchain September 5, 2004

Zebra Diagnosis 

When someone hears obvious telltale signs of one things, and assumes it's something similar but off the wall. Origins from the show Scrubs
Guy 1: I had a Zebra Diagnosis the other day.
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1:I heard galloping and whinnying so I assumed it was a zebra.

Guy 1: Man, I don't feel so good.
Guy 2: What's wrong?
Guy 1: My nose is running and I'm tired, I bet I have swine flu!
Guy 2: Dude, whatever. That's a zebra diagnosis, you have a cold.
Zebra Diagnosis by Z0604 May 12, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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