zebra'd

when a black man slaps a white woman in her face with his penis

denzel washington zebra'd yo mama last night!

by b jaff May 30, 2006

Zebra’d

A dirty hangover that you can only get from a BIG NIGHT OUT!!

‘Greggo was downing those Jägers last night. Poor lad is gonna be absolutely Zebra’d in the AM’

by Davetheman2 August 3, 2018

Zebra Dick

While at a nude beach, your flaccid penis gets sunburnt, resembling a zebra pattern on the penis while erect.

Babe check out my exotic zebra dick!

by Dnaldz34 May 15, 2018

Zebra Disease

chronic illness associated with most teen girls when life is too dramatic. the disease often consists of cutting scars and may be contagious if they are feeling narcissistic that day.

(Read in the tune of head, shoulders, knees, and toes.) Arms, shoulders, chest, and thighs~~
Kiley has a serious case of zebra disease.

by kairudolynn October 30, 2018

Zebra Dick

Is while getting a spray tan while your dick is flaccid, once you become erect your penis is striped as a zebra.

Ever since I got Zebra Dick all of the bitches wanted my cock.

by thy nigga layne May 15, 2022

ZD (zebra dick)

a zebra dick is a dick that has been so chafed by extreme gay sex that it takes on a striped appearance, often accompanied by pustulant leakage and/or open sores.

Rob was so turned on by teh gay porn that he had he gave himself a nasty case of zebra dick.

by masterchain September 5, 2004

Zebra Diagnosis

When someone hears obvious telltale signs of one things, and assumes it's something similar but off the wall. Origins from the show Scrubs

Guy 1: I had a Zebra Diagnosis the other day.
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1:I heard galloping and whinnying so I assumed it was a zebra.

Guy 1: Man, I don't feel so good.
Guy 2: What's wrong?
Guy 1: My nose is running and I'm tired, I bet I have swine flu!
Guy 2: Dude, whatever. That's a zebra diagnosis, you have a cold.

by Z0604 May 12, 2009