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Zebra’d
Zebra’d by Davetheman2 August 3, 2018
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Zebra Dick
While at a nude beach, your flaccid penis gets sunburnt, resembling a zebra pattern on the penis while erect.
Zebra Dick by Dnaldz34 May 15, 2018
Zebra Disease
chronic illness associated with most teen girls when life is too dramatic. the disease often consists of cutting scars and may be contagious if they are feeling narcissistic that day.
(Read in the tune of head, shoulders, knees, and toes.) Arms, shoulders, chest, and thighs~~
Kiley has a serious case of zebra disease.
Kiley has a serious case of zebra disease.
Zebra Disease by kairudolynn October 30, 2018
Zebra Dick
Is while getting a spray tan while your dick is flaccid, once you become erect your penis is striped as a zebra.
Zebra Dick by thy nigga layne May 15, 2022
ZD (zebra dick)
a zebra dick is a dick that has been so chafed by extreme gay sex that it takes on a striped appearance, often accompanied by pustulant leakage and/or open sores.
ZD (zebra dick) by masterchain September 5, 2004
Zebra Diagnosis
When someone hears obvious telltale signs of one things, and assumes it's something similar but off the wall. Origins from the show Scrubs
Guy 1: I had a Zebra Diagnosis the other day.
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1:I heard galloping and whinnying so I assumed it was a zebra.
Guy 1: Man, I don't feel so good.
Guy 2: What's wrong?
Guy 1: My nose is running and I'm tired, I bet I have swine flu!
Guy 2: Dude, whatever. That's a zebra diagnosis, you have a cold.
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1:I heard galloping and whinnying so I assumed it was a zebra.
Guy 1: Man, I don't feel so good.
Guy 2: What's wrong?
Guy 1: My nose is running and I'm tired, I bet I have swine flu!
Guy 2: Dude, whatever. That's a zebra diagnosis, you have a cold.
Zebra Diagnosis by Z0604 May 12, 2009
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