zarted

Participanting in Zumba and accidentally letting a fart slip out.... It happens

I zarted in Zumba today

by Bleh05372 July 23, 2016

Zarted

When you shove something so far up someones ass the build up of pressure leads to a release know as a zart

Charlotte shoved her finger so far up my ass I zarted

by Puthay meow meow April 9, 2022

zarred

being hella pilled out on any kind of downer.

Dude, do you know where i can get some lortabs, I'm trying to get zarred tonight.

by jay dirt January 9, 2010

zared

Beautiful, smart, talented,fye

Yooo zared is so fye and cute asfff

by Scott11 May 10, 2017

zarteeq

King, da best
(Pronounced zar-tee-k)

Yo this guy is a zarteeq

by Ben__Dover__69 September 10, 2020

zared haines

Alternative gipsy name for underground football star. Thought to stems from footballer Jared Haynes.

The alternative spelling denotes “a poor man’s athlete”

Pass the ball, ball hog Zared Haines!

by Willigen August 14, 2019

Zared

a weird whigger alternative name for the name Jared. because some whigger named his kid this and thought it would be cooler.

i once met this whigger who's name was Zared. he was a skateboarder and liked hip hop. he was born to teenage parents in high school. i guess they thought "Z" was cooler than "J", apparently. and sounded more blacker

by Shadow Spectre August 25, 2018