Zacked

To have a perfectly sculpted body like WWE Superstar and host of Z! True Long Island Story, the WWE Internet Champion Long Island Iced Z Zack Ryder.

EVERYONE WANTS TO KNOW HOW I GET SO ZACKED, ITS CAUSE I USE THE INVISIBLE JUMPWROPE BRO! ARE YOUR SERIOUS?

BRO, I KNOW I’M ZACKED AND EVERYTHING BUT HOW DO I GET AS BIG AS YOU?

NOW I’M FEELIN SO ZACKED LIKE A Z6

AS YOU CAN SEE I’M ZACKED, BUT I’M COVERED IN HAIR

by Woo Woo Woo December 9, 2011

Zacked

being really drunk and/or high

i got hella zacked last week

by rye dub January 17, 2006

Zacked

A term that can apply to any fucked up or wierd situation. Can also be used to describe a spastic or insane person that should be on strong medication, or a plain stupid person.

Guy "Fuck! my car broke down, my girlfriend dumped me for another girl, my wife just left me, and now I have a burning case of the herpies"

Friend "What? That shit is Zacked bro!"

Girl "Did you see that guy over there talking to a tree and then trying to hump it?"

Friend "yeah that guy is definatly Zacked!"

by T-Boss November 3, 2008

Zacked

When trolling leads to GTA

Did you hear how He got Zacked last night after that trolling session?

by thiefery October 28, 2010

Zacked

A person who's great at being a cock block

Dude I got Zacked the other day with my girl

by Gonaherpasyphalaidaitupeniscun May 8, 2014

Zacked

To getfucked so hard you miss school/occupation at least 1 day.

Victoria got stage 5 zacked and didn't show up to school for months.

by CCSDCDCDC February 7, 2019

zacked

when you are hacked by your supposed friend zac, likely part of his attempt to conquer the world

robyn: "the second i opened that image from zac my instagram broke"
elsie: "yeah mine too!"
ruby: "same bro"
mel: "omg really?!"
robyn: "gals... i think we've been zacked"

by slag.gal July 7, 2022