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An extreme urge to fight. Horny is to sex as zerked is to fighting.
Ben is still fucking zerked after yesterdays brawl.
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to be considerably drunk, stoned, or broken. also, when someone's eyes are zerked, they are exrtemely blood red and it is obvious they are under the influence.
Last night I was ZERKED.

Your eyes be zerkin.
zerked by indiana Kay November 21, 2007
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Zerked zeeked zeroed zorked Zarked Zeked zered Zereda ZerkeR Zeaked
Term referred from games like Starcraft and Planetside.

To have been overcome in numbers of great mass.
To have 1 guy for every 40 of theirs and be surrounded/killed.
To be rushed with a mass of people/things.
Damnit this base isn't going to hold with their zerging, blow up their AMS!

Their zerging is cheap ass.
zerged by Dr. Demented January 15, 2004
a shitty ass haircut
yo ob, your bitchass just got zeeked
zeeked by johnny deeper July 12, 2006
High out of your mind. Thunderbaked.
Just ate a weed choco I am so zorked rn
Zorked by Jms928 October 20, 2018
1.-Rayrey: "Last time you seen Fontello?"
2.-Junebug: "Damn man, where the hell you been? Fontello got Zeroed two years ago! Say he was banging some skank and her husband caught 'em! Husband got a little bent and Zeroed your boy!"
Zeroed by talk2me-JCH2 April 23, 2022
I drank so much I'm zeaked.

He was so zeaked last night he passed out on the floor
Zeaked by Ang.ie July 14, 2016
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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