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The act of punching a shark in the face.
A shark was attacking me, but it swam away after I Zakked it.
Zakked by Z-Tango September 30, 2009
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zakkenwasser 

A derrogatory word in the Dutch language. Literally, it means a "nutsack washer". Somebody wo is completely ignorant or doesn't have a clue of what he is doing. In English referred to as an idiot. It is commonly used during soccer games to address the way the players or referee are performing.
I can't believe the "zakkenwasser" missed the ball!
zakkenwasser by Wouter Kabouter December 3, 2006
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To have a perfectly sculpted body like WWE Superstar and host of Z! True Long Island Story, the WWE Internet Champion Long Island Iced Z Zack Ryder.
EVERYONE WANTS TO KNOW HOW I GET SO ZACKED, ITS CAUSE I USE THE INVISIBLE JUMPWROPE BRO! ARE YOUR SERIOUS?

BRO, I KNOW I’M ZACKED AND EVERYTHING BUT HOW DO I GET AS BIG AS YOU?

NOW I’M FEELIN SO ZACKED LIKE A Z6

AS YOU CAN SEE I’M ZACKED, BUT I’M COVERED IN HAIR
Zacked by Woo Woo Woo December 9, 2011
being really drunk and/or high
i got hella zacked last week
Zacked by rye dub January 17, 2006

Zacked out 

When your blacked out, yelling at everyone, cant walk and pissed on something in your bedroom and you only started drinking 2 hours ago
Bartender: what's wrong with your friend?
Person 1: oh he is just zacked out.
Bartender: really, I feel like he just got here. Well, I'm gonna have to cut him off
Zacked out by Dave mck October 5, 2018
Zakke is an good person handsone EXTREMLY hot and he is a girl magnet overall he is the coolest person alive
Woman: did you see zaki he is so hot

Woman: zakke is defined as hot to me
zakke by Matiwos December 11, 2016
A young lad with an enormous horse cock known to pull many bitches at once.

often to pull male and female bitches.
damn I lost my brother and sister to zakkery
Zakkery by 0923858235 January 19, 2022
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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