Zorked 

High out of your mind. Thunderbaked.

Just ate a weed choco I am so zorked rn

Zorked by Jms928 October 20, 2018

zorked 

adj. Chemically incovienenced while drinking Red Knot wine. You are Zorked when u sip the dark magenta colour off of Satan's lips and find an inexplicable desire to get knotty. Being Zorked is to have a state of being that one can only hope to constantly attain. It is totally recyclable.

I was chilling with this hot little librarian and somewhere between books we got totally zorked and made out on the couch. I want to zork her all the time now. This shit is crunk.

zorked by d3adr0ck August 22, 2006

Zorked 

Created by the 3 guys behind the Mostly Walking show, Sean Plott, Bill Graner and Sean Bouchard whilst/after playing an adventure game called Return to Zork.

The game, as some other games from that era, is infamous for one thing, it's easy to become unable to further progress in the game, due to your actions, without realizing it much later/at all.

Example: On the first screen, you have to obtain a plant. There are many ways to do so, but only one is the right one, and any other choice will lead you to a fail state, therefore being unable to complete the game, WITHOUT EVEN KNOWING IT, until you get to the part where you need to use the plant.

Other example: further in the game, you have to cross the river, by summoning the ferryman. And he won't let you ride for free, of course. You need a special coin. The thing is, you just have to SHOW it to the ferryman and he will still take you to the other side, instead of giving it to him. If you give it to him, you are still able to explore the other side of the river, but by the time you want to cross the river and return to the first area, only then will you realize your mistake. You no longer have the coin, so he won't take you back.

Therefore, adopted from the game's name "Return to Zork", comes the term (being) "zorked". It basically means "screwed".

I spent all my money on this new game and now I'm broke, I might have zorked myself.

A: The date was smooth, but I felt weird towards the end.
B: In my book, she totally zorked on you.

Zorked by SoullessSDB January 19, 2018

Zorked 

Tricked, deceived, swindled. Sometimes with an element of shock.

I ordered pho and they left out the raw meat. I've been Zorked!

Zorked by FΛDE September 20, 2024

get Zorked 

if one is to be zorked, he is getting destroyed inside or outside a game

GET ZORKED FGGT

get Zorked by anonymous June 8, 2017

zored 

Suffix used at the end of many "gamer/nerdy" terms to emphasize the meaning of the word. Mainly used during competitive-online video games such as Halo 3 and World of Warcraft.

*After ownzing up someone to the maxzore*

"Deng fellas!!! I pwnzored the hell out of that maxzore nub!!!! LoLz!!!"

zored by jedd to the maxzore February 4, 2008

Zonked 

being completely exhausted

God damn, I'm hella zonked from that party last night

Zonked by ayypasstheblunt May 23, 2016