zared 

Beautiful, smart, talented,fye

Yooo zared is so fye and cute asfff

zared by Scott11 May 10, 2017

Zared 

a weird whigger alternative name for the name Jared. because some whigger named his kid this and thought it would be cooler.

i once met this whigger who's name was Zared. he was a skateboarder and liked hip hop. he was born to teenage parents in high school. i guess they thought "Z" was cooler than "J", apparently. and sounded more blacker

Zared by Shadow Spectre August 25, 2018

Zared 

He's a good friend is is honest and is out going plus he respects women and his personality makes him such a good person

Hi zared do you like Jackie _____ Zared: yes shes such a beautiful girl

Zared by RealUrbanFacts September 23, 2018

zared 

an indescribable amount of grief mixed with anger and sorrow

i could be never so zared in my life where i could meet this monent

zared by Xysin November 24, 2022

zared haines

Alternative gipsy name for underground football star. Thought to stems from footballer Jared Haynes.

The alternative spelling denotes “a poor man’s athlete”

Pass the ball, ball hog Zared Haines!

zared haines by Willigen August 14, 2019

zored 

Suffix used at the end of many "gamer/nerdy" terms to emphasize the meaning of the word. Mainly used during competitive-online video games such as Halo 3 and World of Warcraft.

*After ownzing up someone to the maxzore*

"Deng fellas!!! I pwnzored the hell out of that maxzore nub!!!! LoLz!!!"

zored by jedd to the maxzore February 4, 2008

Zased 

Zased is beyond based. When based is just not quite enough to describe how based the person/thing/dog/occasion is, it is simply... zased.

No this does not mean there is a Z- version of cringe. Cringe things do not get multiple names. They're too cringe to have privileges.

"Based... So... fvcking... zased..."
"based zased trad goblin"

Zased by basedzaseduser June 25, 2021