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a weird whigger alternative name for the name Jared. because some whigger named his kid this and thought it would be cooler.
i once met this whigger who's name was Zared. he was a skateboarder and liked hip hop. he was born to teenage parents in high school. i guess they thought "Z" was cooler than "J", apparently. and sounded more blacker
Zared by Shadow Spectre August 25, 2018
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zared • zared haines • Zayed • zard • zarek • zardy • Zardari • zareen • zareyah • Zaded
He's a good friend is is honest and is out going plus he respects women and his personality makes him such a good person
Hi zared do you like Jackie _____ Zared: yes shes such a beautiful girl
Zared by RealUrbanFacts September 23, 2018
an indescribable amount of grief mixed with anger and sorrow
i could be never so zared in my life where i could meet this monent
zared by Xysin November 24, 2022

zared haines

Alternative gipsy name for underground football star. Thought to stems from footballer Jared Haynes.

The alternative spelling denotes “a poor man’s athlete”
Pass the ball, ball hog Zared Haines!
zared haines by Willigen August 14, 2019
Suffix used at the end of many "gamer/nerdy" terms to emphasize the meaning of the word. Mainly used during competitive-online video games such as Halo 3 and World of Warcraft.
*After ownzing up someone to the maxzore*

"Deng fellas!!! I pwnzored the hell out of that maxzore nub!!!! LoLz!!!"
zored by jedd to the maxzore February 4, 2008
Zased is beyond based. When based is just not quite enough to describe how based the person/thing/dog/occasion is, it is simply... zased.

No this does not mean there is a Z- version of cringe. Cringe things do not get multiple names. They're too cringe to have privileges.
"Based... So... fvcking... zased..."
"based zased trad goblin"
Zased by basedzaseduser June 25, 2021
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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