Zambrano

To go postal or mental on someone.

Chill out. Don't go Zambrano on me!

by Mars Klepton July 5, 2010

Carlos Zambrano

1. Pitcher for the Chicago Cubs. Know for Tantrums, Sky-Pointing, Bat-Breaking, glasses-making, Out-Striking, Instant Messaging-related injuries, Manliness, and being the Hugo Chavez of Baseball.

2. anyone who is known for being a Beast and/or eating sharp/jagged objects such as Nails or Broken Glass Glass

Wow! That guy broke a bat on his knee and ate it; he is such a Carlos Zambrano.

by KChiCubs October 16, 2006

Dirty Zambrano

A sexual move in which the man celebrates wildly and emphatically and screams and points to the sky while penetrating the female, much like Carlos Zambrano does after striking out a batter.

Man, I was so happy last night that I went home and gave my girl the dirty zambrano.

by Jill Ermo September 26, 2006

David Zambrano

a hoe, slut, mostly fat, very fat

hey David Zambrano why are u fat

cause im David Zambrano nigga

by jdjeoeiwksoaaowsi August 21, 2020

Marcus Zambrano

the cutest man ever who will melt your heart whenever you see him he also has black air force energy

Yo Marcus Zambrano is a real one

by The Person Who only speaks fax April 24, 2021

ramon zambrano

The hottest man in the world

Every woman wants to see this man ramon zambrano

by Ramon zambrano November 6, 2017

agustin zambrano

biggest megacock of all time it circles the world like the world serpent women cower in fear at the sheer suze and girth and most of all the most handsome and perfect dude of all time

OH NO ITS AGUSTIN ZAMBRANO RUUUUNNNN

by monkeybuttoms November 28, 2023